Class action Trencher v. The Trenches

Have you or a loved one lost money in the trenches?

Justice for Trencher

So did he. Two years at this desk, one headset, zero sunlight. Now he wants it back.

$TRENCHER

List what you lost Buy $TRENCHER
Trencher at his desk in a blue bedroom, headset on, reading about the lawsuit
Trencher pointing straight at you

The evidence

Trencher asleep face down on his glowing keyboard at night

Exhibit A 4:12 am. Said one more candle. Woke up on the keyboard.

Trencher holding a smashed piggy bank with one coin left

Exhibit B Started with two thousand. This coin is what is left.

Trencher staring into the camera, the lawsuit open on his monitor

Exhibit C Then I read about the lawsuit. It says the whole thing was built to keep me here.

Trencher alone at the plaintiff table in a courtroom, headset still on

What did the trenches take from you?

Tick everything that applies. He will file it with his.

Nothing ticked yet. Lucky you.

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Trencher slamming a judge gavel
Trencher outside on the lawn, touching grass and squinting at the sun

The ruling

Log off. Go outside. Touch the grass he is touching.